Sir Penguin Warlords' Blog of Insanity & Naivety.

My name is Jazmin. I'm 22. And I like sleeping far too much. I also disappear for a couple of days regularly. (Icon by Ariwathebunny <3)

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold &lt;3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

Posted on 22 September, 2014
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Posted on 22 September, 2014
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bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from dostmotherknowyou  Source bythepowercosmic

Parents: This is just a stupid phase!
Parents: Your music is horrible!
Parents: self-harm is the most stupid thing in this world.
Parents: School is not stressing.
Parents: That's ridiculous,You're too young to be depressed.
Parents: Stop being so anti-social!
Parents: Adolescence is not bad.
Parents: What's wrong honey? you can tell us everything.
Me: Lol no thanks, i'm fine.

Posted on 21 September, 2014
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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

image

Posted on 21 September, 2014
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Posted on 21 September, 2014
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Posted on 21 September, 2014
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Posted on 21 September, 2014
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Posted on 21 September, 2014
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Posted on 21 September, 2014
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dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from stormfire710  Source dekutree

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from stormfire710  Source gifcraft

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from stormfire710  Source jamietheignorantamerican

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

cumberwumbersome:

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

solflames:

image

You don’t even understand.

it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from raynehallowell  

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain
Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine
Or
Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather


PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
I REPEAT
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes

Posted on 21 September, 2014
Reblogged from sadiebun  Source thedragonbornlives


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