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My name is Jazmin. I'm 22. And I like sleeping far too much. I also disappear for a couple of days regularly. (Icon by Ariwathebunny <3)

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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You know what’s fucking weird? When I realized that I was bisexual and my mum found out, she told me that she was and that my nanna was. Finding out that my nan was bi was shocking but also fucking hilarious.

Tagged #personal text post  #bisexuality must be in the family  #xD  

Posted on 2 September, 2014

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

  • image

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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theoldaeroplane:

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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holymotive:

I picked up this fucking game.

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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Posted on 2 September, 2014
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seananmcguire:

tamorapierce:

pyrrhiccomedy:

rebelgoatalliance:

did-you-kno:

Source

Of course it’s Australian.

You always see list of deadliest toxins, but almost never lists of least fun toxins. I mean, a bite from a taipan snake will kill you dead, but in a brisk and orderly fashion that will unfold from “Ow, bugger, what was that” to “x_x” in about an hour.
The reaction to the gympie gympie stinging tree, however, can last for months, during which time there is precious little they can do for you except pump you full of steroids and strap you down to a table with a brace in your mouth so you don’t do yourself serious injury. In the 1960s, British military scientists studied the tree for its potential as a biological weapon.
The research was apparently abandoned, for reasons which have never been released to the public; but if I had to take a guess, I’d look to the example of civilian research scientist Marina Hurley, who spent three years studying the gympie gympie, and was forced to abandon her research when, despite using every manner of precaution, her exposure to the plant’s neurotoxin nevertheless led to hospitalization. The hairs on the plant which carry the toxin, you see, are regularly shed, and become airborne, at which point they can be inhaled and cause severe nosebleeds, asphyxiation, and anaphylactic shock.
One survivor of a brush with a gympie gympie described the stinging persisting for over two years, made worse whenever he took a cold shower.
Sources: 1 2 3 

Writers, here’s an idea.  A grim one, but we can always use those, too.

AUSTRALIA.
GOLD STAR FOR EVERYTHING.

Posted on 2 September, 2014
Reblogged from rendezvousramen  Source didyouknowblog.com

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

Posted on 2 September, 2014
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