Sir Penguin Warlords' Blog of Insanity & Naivety.

My name is Jazmin. I'm 22. And I like sleeping far too much. I also disappear for a couple of days regularly. (Icon by Ariwathebunny <3)

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

The amount of people who can relate to this makes me equally incredibly sad and immensely angry

Posted on 21 August, 2014
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Posted on 21 August, 2014
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Posted on 21 August, 2014
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gavinmichael:

liztits:

I found my favourite comment on a youtube video ever.

Posted on 21 August, 2014
Reblogged from hislendercry  Source liztits

Posted on 21 August, 2014
Reblogged from gayitunes  Source jasonnywithnochance

Posted on 21 August, 2014
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cornprices:

THIS VIDEO FUCKED DRAKE UP SO BAD HE DIDN’T EVEN TELL HIS POPS ABOUT IT

HE LITERALLY GOT A LAPDANCE FROM THE MOST PERFECT ASS TO HAVE EVER GRACED THIS PLANET AND HE DIDN’T EVEN BRAG ABOUT IT

THIS ISN’T EVEN SOME LAME DRAKE SHIT

THAT NIGGA IS BROKEN

HE ISN’T EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE THAT IS A FUCKING SHELL THERE IS NO SOUL NO LIFE

NICKI ABSORBED HIS ENERGY SHE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ANDROID 17 AND 18 RIGHT NOW SO SHE CAN ACHIEVE HER PERFECT FORM

PLEASE STOP HER

Posted on 21 August, 2014
Reblogged from brimmy21  Source cornprices

I lost three followers in a day.

I guess they don’t read my little info thing.

fatgirlopinions:

padaleckawaii:

pros and cons to having boobs:

cons:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-bras
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods

pros:
-squishy squish

The pros outweigh the cons honestly

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from theriverisfullofdreams  Source padaleckawaii

horoscope - which social network are you

primadonnas:

aries: facebook
taurus: instagram
gemini: tumblr
cancer: twitter
leo: snapchat
virgo: youtube
libra: reddit
scorpio: myspace
sagittarius: kik
capricorn: vine
aquarius: 4chan
pisces: pinterest

Tagged #I don't even have an instagram!  #the fuck?  

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from theriverisfullofdreams  Source primadonnas

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from kelsobunny  

gothquran:

fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

fuck him.

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from bonerpie  Source fuckreiva

wizard: this book has the ability to tell your future in vivid detail
me: let me kno when its released on dvd

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source trashboat

GUYS

promotethisman:

WHAT IF THE TWELFTH DOCTOR WAS IN POMPEII ON PURPOSE?

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

HE WAS THERE, JUST SO HE COULD SEE DONNA AGAIN

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from bonerpie  Source promotethisman

artattackmusic:

omgtsn:

brook:

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted on 17 August, 2014
Reblogged from sadiebun  Source dinuguan


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