Sir Penguin Warlords' Blog of Insanity & Naivety.

My name is Jazmin. I'm 22. And I like sleeping far too much. I also disappear for a couple of days regularly. (Icon by Ariwathebunny <3)

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

image

here i come motherfucker

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from lavaheadaddy  Source morningmusume

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from lavaheadaddy  Source carryonmy-assbutt

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from notwit  Source shitpeoplesayintf2

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from ismallz  

braveheartclara:

favorite doctor who quote per episode: amy’s choice

"My boys. My poncho boys. If we’re going to die, let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band."

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from doctorwho  Source braveheartclara

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from techno-toast  Source tastefullyoffensive

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  

risaellen:

*realizing the irony of her inability to breathe as she laughs hysterically at the last panel*

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from rendezvousramen  Source pdlcomics

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from rendezvousramen  Source dtrain-3000

osynileg:

its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from ismallz  Source losergrl101

kuueater:

As you wish.

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from kakkurau  Source kuueater

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from techno-toast  Source the90sk-i-d-s

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from voldemortrules101  Source arinjaeger

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from dostmotherknowyou  Source deepthoughtmod

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

Posted on 29 July, 2014
Reblogged from rendezvousramen  Source thewanderingtrickster


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